Are you a Virgin? If yes you don’t need to go on: No Are you straight/homosexual/bi: Straight Do you masturbate: All the fucking time Do you own a vibrator: No If yes did you name your vibrator: N/A If yes what did you name it: I would have named it Zac Does your vibrator get you off: Probably Do you and your partner use your vibrator together: No Do you and your partner bring toys to bed with you: No What is your favorite position to be in while having sex: On my knees bitch!. What was the name of the first person you had sex with: Fuck if I know How old were you: 18 Do you ever talk while having sex: Sometimes If yes, what words do you say: Fuck What is the funniest thing you ever said while having sex: Shit! My videos are due! What’s the funniest thing that ever happened while you were having sex: I got up to go return my videos What do you think about while having sex: Are my videos due today? Do you like oral sex: Fuck yeah Do you like giving oral sex: Yes Do you think you are kinky: I suppose What’s the kinkiest thing you have done while having sex: Given a guy head on the bed of a girl that was totally in love with him when she was out of town. Have you ever had sex with someone you just meet: Not just met...But didn't know him SUPER well How many one-night stands have you had: 2 Have you ever faked an orgasm: No, I wont even do it as a joke Who is the best person you have ever had sex with: Satan Who is the worst person you ever had sex with: Leumas| Have you ever thought about having sex with one of your friends: I'm usually friends with the people I sleep with, so yeah What is the worst thing you heard after having sex: "Thank you, it wasn't even ment to be mean or anything" My sentiments exactly Ty Have you ever watched porn: Yes Do you and your partner watch porn together: We have Do you even like porn: It's funny Do you get off on watching porn: Only girl/girl Where is the oddest place you ever had sex: Hmmm, there are so many...A pool, a park table, bleachers, bent over the hood of his car, in front of other people... You get the jist. If a girl, how any naughties (as in teddy’s and such) do you own, guys if you own anything naughty you can answer: Nothing really Have you ever role played: I'm really good at being the other woman Who takes the lead in the bed: I like him to What sex fantasy would love to happen: I don't really have one Does you partner please you: Only through oral sex...I'd have to help myself out otherwise Were you honest through this whole thing: Mostly What song describes your sex life: Hanky Panky ~ Madonna "Come over here! Some girls, they like candy, and others, they like to grind, I'll settle for the back of your hand somewhere on my behind. Treat me like I'm a bad girl, even when I'm being good to you, I don't want you to thank me, you can just spank me. Mmm.
Some guys like to sweet talk, and others, they like to tease, Tie my hands behind my back and, ooo, I'm in ecstasy. Don't slobber me with kisses, I can get that from my sisters, Before I get too cranky, you better...
Like hanky panky hanky panky, Nothing like a good spanky good spanky. Don't take out your handkerchiefs, I don't wanna cry, I just wanna hanky panky. Like hanky panky hanky panky, Nothing like a good spanky good spanky. Don't take out your handkerchiefs, I don't wanna cry, I just wanna hanky panky guy.
Ooo.
Please don't call a doctor, 'cause there's nothing wrong with me, I just like things a little rough and you better not disagree. 'Cause I don't like a big softie, no, I like someone mean and bossy, Let me speak to you frankly, you better...
Ooo, yeah.
What about? Yeah. That's an interesting... Ooo. My bottom hurts just thinking about it.
She wants you to Treat me like I'm a bad girl, She needs you to Even when I'm being good to you. I don't want you to thank me Don't thank her, you better...
Hanky panky Oooh, yeah Good spanky Get the picture? Don't wanna cry, I just wanna
That's the way I came into this world, The doctor said, "Lady, she's a beautiful girl." He gave me a spanky and the doctor smiled, So give it up, honey, 'cause I want it. Yeah."
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