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I Fucking Love John Cusack!
09.13.04 (2:21 pm)   [edit]

I'm, I'm flunkin English. I was wondering if maybe you could help me out...I flunk English, I'm outta here. Kiss college goodbye. I, I don't know what I'll do. I'll probably go home. Gee Dad'll be pissed off. Mom'll be heart broken. And if I, I play my cards right I get maybe a 6 months grace period and then I gotta get a job, and you know what that means. That's right, they start me off at the drive-up window and I gradually work my way up from shakes to burgers, and then one day my lucky break comes: the french fry guy dies and they offer me the job. But the day I'm supposed to start, some men come by in a black Lincoln Continental and tell me I can make a quick 300 just for driving a van back from Mexico. When I get out of jail, I'm 36 years old. Living in a flop house. No job. No home. No upward mobility. Very few teeth. And then one day they find me, face down talking to the gutter, clutching a bottle of paint thinner and why? Because you wouldn't help me in English. No, you were too busy to help me! Too busy to help a drowning man!
    & nbsp;   &n bsp;   Wal ter "Gib" Gibson ~The Sure Thing


 
Sexy Survey
09.03.04 (3:56 pm)   [edit]

Are you a Virgin? If yes you don’t need to go on: No
Are you straight/homosexual/bi: Straight
Do you masturbate: All the fucking time
Do you own a vibrator: No
If yes did you name your vibrator: N/A
If yes what did you name it: I would have named it Zac
Does your vibrator get you off: Probably
Do you and your partner use your vibrator together: No
Do you and your partner bring toys to bed with you: No
What is your favorite position to be in while having sex: On my knees bitch!.
What was the name of the first person you had sex with: Fuck if I know
How old were you: 18
Do you ever talk while having sex: Sometimes
If yes, what words do you say: Fuck
What is the funniest thing you ever said while having sex: Shit! My videos are due!
What’s the funniest thing that ever happened while you were having sex: I got up to go return my videos
What do you think about while having sex: Are my videos due today?
Do you like oral sex: Fuck yeah
Do you like giving oral sex: Yes
Do you think you are kinky: I suppose
What’s the kinkiest thing you have done while having sex: Given a guy head on the bed of a girl that was totally in love with him when she was out of town.
Have you ever had sex with someone you just meet: Not just met...But didn't know him SUPER well
How many one-night stands have you had: 2
Have you ever faked an orgasm: No, I wont even do it as a joke
Who is the best person you have ever had sex with: Satan
Who is the worst person you ever had sex with: Leumas|
Have you ever thought about having sex with one of your friends: I'm usually friends with the people I sleep with, so yeah
What is the worst thing you heard after having sex: "Thank you, it wasn't even ment to be mean or anything" My sentiments exactly Ty
Have you ever watched porn: Yes
Do you and your partner watch porn together: We have
Do you even like porn: It's funny
Do you get off on watching porn: Only girl/girl
Where is the oddest place you ever had sex: Hmmm, there are so many...A pool, a park table, bleachers, bent over the hood of his car, in front of other people... You get the jist.
If a girl, how any naughties (as in teddy’s and such)  do you own, guys if you own anything naughty you can answer: Nothing really
Have you ever role played: I'm really good at being the other woman
Who takes the lead in the bed: I like him to
What sex fantasy would love to happen: I don't really have one
Does you partner please you: Only through oral sex...I'd have to help myself out otherwise
Were you honest through this whole thing: Mostly
What song describes your sex life: Hanky Panky ~ Madonna
"Come over here! Some girls, they like candy, and others, they like to grind,
I'll settle for the back of your hand somewhere on my behind.
Treat me like I'm a bad girl, even when I'm being good to you,
I don't want you to thank me, you can just spank me. Mmm.

Some guys like to sweet talk, and others, they like to tease,
Tie my hands behind my back and, ooo, I'm in ecstasy.
Don't slobber me with kisses, I can get that from my sisters,
Before I get too cranky, you better...

Like hanky panky hanky panky,
Nothing like a good spanky good spanky.
Don't take out your handkerchiefs,
I don't wanna cry, I just wanna hanky panky.
Like hanky panky hanky panky,
Nothing like a good spanky good spanky.
Don't take out your handkerchiefs,
I don't wanna cry, I just wanna hanky panky guy.

Ooo.

Please don't call a doctor, 'cause there's nothing wrong with me,
I just like things a little rough and you better not disagree.
'Cause I don't like a big softie, no, I like someone mean and bossy,
Let me speak to you frankly, you better...

Ooo, yeah.

What about? Yeah. That's an interesting...
Ooo.
My bottom hurts just thinking about it.

She wants you to Treat me like I'm a bad girl,
She needs you to Even when I'm being good to you.
I don't want you to thank me Don't thank her, you better...

Hanky panky Oooh, yeah
Good spanky Get the picture?
Don't wanna cry, I just wanna

That's the way I came into this world,
The doctor said, "Lady, she's a beautiful girl."
He gave me a spanky and the doctor smiled,
So give it up, honey, 'cause I want it.
Yeah."